Software Sweatshop

Often times we hear outsourcing horror stories revolving around communication failures and mis-managed expectations. Read this post for a list of top outsourcing complaints. Software development is a highly iterative process that requires clear and constant communication between the local and offshore team. In most cases, there are tight deadlines and client expectations to be met, leaving very little room for error. In these tight situations, we've seen offshore teams paint pictures that are far rosier than they really are. In the middle of a critical software development project, you want the truth from someone you can rely on, even if it's not the answer you want to hear.

There was a really good string on LinkedIn last week about lovable fools vs. competent jerks. It stated that given the choice between a competent jerk and a lovable fool, which would you choose? I say you should take the competent jerk everytime. In most cases, jerks really aren’t jerks; they are extremely good at what they do and very focused. They know what they can do and what they can’t and don’t tolerate non-sense. One reader noted, "When I'm in a high-pressure situation, like proposals, real-time operations, etc., I may overlook the jerk's anti-social behavior to get the job done. I don't have time to bring along the fool."

The bottom line is that distributed software development requires competent individuals that don't sugar coat the facts. When you're working on a critical project, you want the raw dope, so you can make quick decisions. I'm not saying you should work with anyone rude or arrogant, you should work with people that are direct and no non-sense. These people are sometimes mis-categorized as jerks. Some would say Kobe Bryant, Donald Trump, Prince Nassim, Russell Crowe, Puff Daddy, and Bobby Knight are jerks. Again, I don't think you should work with pompous, self-important, conceited snobs... but there's a lot to be said about having a strong personality and high performance.

Here's why I've enjoyed working with every 'jerk' I've ever worked with: 

1). Most 'Jerks' Aren't Really Jerks: Most jerks aren't really jerks; they're either a bit anti-social or just plain misunderstood. I find that people that are considered jerks are actually extremely smart, and are actually quite nice. 

2). 'Jerks' Aren't Afraid to Tell You the Truth: Again, they don't sugar coat reality. They tell you the truth and allow you to make solid decisions based on accurate data.

3). 'Jerks' Are Very Reliable: 'Jerks' are high impact and results oriented. They get the job done well, and take responsibility for mistakes.

4). In Their Element, 'Jerks' Are Good at What They Do: It's just that when they're in their element, they can be a bit intense. I mean seriously, how many real jerks do you really know? Lovable fools are great, but sometimes they can cause big problems. Take it from a lovable fool.

5). Lovable Fools Break Things: Think Jar Jar Binks... Yes, us lovable fools have our place, but don't let us around  anything too critical.

6). Lovable Fools Hide Their Incompetence Better: Lovable fools hide behind big smiles and elaborate excuses. When your project is 5 weeks over due, you want to know how it's going to be fixed... NOW.